You have created your own picture postcard version of Bavarian Eden. You scrutinize the geranium flowerpots, the wooden glow of the village houses, the healthy green of meadows and trees, the hazy and faintly majestic line of alpine peaks and there isn’t a twist in the pastoral tale. Is there? And then you realize what is missing and you yell into the valley: “Where the hell are the cows?!”
Just turn the picture upside down, you stupid urbanist, they are grazing right below the bottom line of your postcard!